Love that Modesto!
Last night, 33-year-old Michael Lasiter tried to cut off his arm in Denny's---first with a butter knife from somebody's table, and then with a butcher knife from the kitchen. Fortunately, police arrived in time to Taze Mr. Lasiter and remove him from the restaurant before he was able to completely sever his arm.
Denny's ("Always Open"!) was forced to close for the evening to "clean up."