Oswald Defense Lawyer

"His mouth is in his brain"

Wednesday, December 24, 2008


I saw our masters
Sat to dine,
Bloated on liberty,
Yours and mine

I asked,
Is there no portion
For the poor?

They answered,
And belched up
The Law.

From "The World as it is Today" by the Art Bears, Recommended Records (1981).

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Testimony Of The Week (Two Countries Divided By A Common Language)

ODL: Was the fire on the verge?
Police Officer: On the verge of what?

Saturday, December 06, 2008

Testimony Of The Week

Prosecutor: Your Honor, the Defendant violated the Court's order when he used profound language outside his ex-girlfriend's house.

ODL: Hmm.

Monday, December 01, 2008

Tales Of The Riverbank, Part 2

Today was the day of Mr. H's unlawful lodging trial. Apparently, the prosecutor was under the impression that Mr. H had busted through a fence and ignored numerous "No Trespassing" signs.
Until he saw the pictures I took during a little excursion to the locus in quo a couple of weeks ago.

Case dismissed on the People's motion.