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Saturday, December 06, 2008

Testimony Of The Week


Prosecutor: Your Honor, the Defendant violated the Court's order when he used profound language outside his ex-girlfriend's house.

ODL: Hmm.

4 Comments:

At 7:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He must have been standing outside her home giving a rendition of the Gettysburg address.

 
At 6:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's what your client gets for talking about Kant or Nietzsche. Which is what I'm sure he was doing. Wasn't it Descartes who said "I swear, therefore I am" or something like that? :-)

 
At 1:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Profound language. Hmmm.

See, this is why defense is so much fun. Truth is truly funnier than fiction.

 
At 9:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for posting this. I was searching for Criminal Defense Attorney Houston.

 

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