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Thursday, May 22, 2008

Testimony of the Week

The Judge (to the witness): If you could have a seat in the witness stand right to my left, please. Thank you.

The Witness: Stand?

The Judge: Pardon me?

The Witness: Stand or sit?

The Judge: You can sit. "Witness stand." You don't have to stand.

The Witness: I got you.

4 Comments:

At 7:28 PM, Blogger Nimiwey said...

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At 7:09 PM, Blogger Nimiwey said...

You can sit at the witness stand? WTF is wrong with the system. This makes things totally FUBAR.

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