Testimony of the Week
ODL: What was it that either of these men said to you?
Little Old Lady: Pardon?
ODL: What was it that either this man here or his partner said to you that convinced you that your water heater needed to be repaired?
Little Old Lady: I don't get you, sir.
ODL: What exactly did anyone say to you? What exactly did these men say to you to convince you that your water heater needed a repair?
Little Old Lady: I still don't get you.
ODL: Are you able to hear me okay?
Little Old Lady: Pardon.
posted by brainmarket @ 8:04 PM
2 Comments:
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sounds like you when im talking about my feelings.
Sounds like a fun cross examination. I've seen more than one older person testify just fine on direct examination and then turn into a befuddled mess on cross. I have been suspicious in each case that the witness was just using their age as a way to avoid getting trapped by an evil (clever) defense attorney.
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